Cruising along the cyber superhighway, I ran across this guy (message posted below). Wow! I have to give him kudos for his directness, its refreshing that he's being upfront on what he's looking for. I also have to stop and ask myself to look behind the message this hot nyc italian guy posted to see what he's really saying from a female's perspective. *Read his posting (minus his picture for his safety), then come back and start here.* Keep in mind, this is about 45% of the men I'm personally running across online.
First, he's an Italian male who is in need of a woman with big boobs. Duh right? Did he mention he was hot? Yup, so either he is good looking or his ego is bigger than the Blue Banana. Age and location, relevant and yes, he addresses his note to the "ladies" although, how many actual ladies would respond to this note based on the title alone?
Requirements! Requirements! Must not be a prostitute cause he will never pay for sex...Not to be Captain Obvious here but, isn't investing in a dinner, a movie or just in a relationship kind of fall into that category as paying for sex? Or is it just a form of bartering?
He's too good looking in case you missed his post title. Not just good looking but "too" good looking. Theres apparently a huge difference. Additionally he doesn't know how to use proper grammar or punctuation (yes I throw stones in glass houses but I do it cause I'm lazy, not ignorant).
He's a sophisticated hot Italian that needs his "lady" to not be over the age of 43. Lets do some math here, if he's 32 and his cut off is 43, how do you arrive at this stopping point? I mean 11 years, really? Are we no longer ladies after the age of 43?
Make sure she's got herself a good job (not a bad one) and her own car and house. This is because he may be hot, but he needs his lady to come and pick him up for dates and let him crash at her house. Gold diggers with big boobs will not succeed with this piece of hot man meat because remember, he needs to be staying at your place.
No drama-rama ladies! He put his foot down and means it! In exchange, you have to love sex. Lets circle back to that prostitution item we touched on earlier. This is the pot calling the kettle black.
So I wonder, if a beautiful lady with big boobs, good body, not a prostitute, under 43 with a good job, own car and house and not into drama or digging for gold and super into sex responded, but one hang up....she had short hair...is that a deal breaker? I am half tempted to respond to this guy just to find out. :)
Beware ladies, this guy has several postings out there (Oh no! Apparently Mrs. Right hasn't found him yet)! Every girl has some standards and they are never "too" low to hit this guy up.
hot nyc italian guy looking for a beautiful women with big boobs - 32 (chandler)
Date: 2011-02-07, 1:44PM MST
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Hey ladies I have to be blunt here and say exactly what I am looking for in a woman..must have big boobs long hair good body..must not be a prostitute I will never pay for sex!! Too good looking for that..must not be over 43 have a good job and her own car and house..no gold diggers!!no drama..must love sex!!
bewbs
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