My Golden Nuggets

Golden nuggets can come in the form of great ideas, precious moments, a stiff drink at the end of a hard week or literally a golden nugget (hold onto that for your retirement!)  Here's a fun snippet of some "other" golden nuggets that I just have to shake my head at. These are their opening lines to entice me to respond. Yes, I might seem slightly judgemental because I'm sure they are fantastic gentlemen, just ask their mothers right?  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "My Golden Nuggets":

BL505: Im Brian I thought I would say hello to the most beautiful woman on this site 

Not too bad, flattery will get you everywhere except....he sent this message to me twice in 2 days. Thanks Brian but considering they are identical messages, something tells me you send this as a standard opening line. Does this mean I'm not the most beautiful woman on this site? Questionable.

MarcRN: Well I learned to cook, clean, handle finances, trim bushes, clean the pool, paint, dry wall repair, nursing school, love my puppies, run 1/2 marathons, kill weeds, landscaping, totally rooted, etc etc....so that being said I think we should meet for coffee...what do you have to lose but gain a new friend...one who can make you soup when you're sick, or start an iv on you if you ever get too drunk. I'm really one of the best single no kids man in Arizona...LOL (Background on this guy, a male nurse, hot!!)

This message was sent to me on March 25th, on April 6th I responded a hello back, I mean he sounds too good to be true right? Sexy male nurse that can do all of this and is interested in me? Jackpot!  After I messaged him back I decided to do a little back ground check since he'd signed his note with his full name. Apparently I should have done that prior to my response. Why? Because on April 2nd, he indicated on his facebook that he was in a committed relationship with a girl named Katherine from Reno.  20 mins after my "hello" he wrote back and asked me for my digits. 30 mins after that, since I hadn't responded with my number he re-emailed me again asking me out to go running with him on the canals. Classy! Caught cheating and I'm not even dating him!

AzAnd: sooooooooo sexy butterfly girl tho -:)

I'm not sure exactly if this is a compliment or strictly a statement. I can't figure this message out because it looks like there was another part of his thought that he didn't add but something was definitely going through his mind. Friends don't let friends play on the computer while drinking or high.

mysterious: that hat is way lame...u look better in other pics

I have a picture of me where I'm wearing a hat (see below). Personally I think its pretty fun and kinda alluring but thats just my opinion. Maybe next time he sends an opening line to a lady he can say hello first, before he starts attitude with my wardrobe choices? Just a thought....

aztak: I WANT TO SERVE YOU EGGS BENEDICT IN BED CIAO

Quite the offer I would have to say...and I looked at his profile, a picture of him wearing a tight muscle shirt and bvd's, one hand grabbing his manhood like he was afraid it would get up and walk away on its own. Hmm....


To all those sucka MC's that try to step to me...Just be yourself if you are going to be on a dating website. Then again, if being yourself means that you're 3 eggs short of an omelet, maybe you should stick to bar flies cause I'm pretty sure they are the only ones that will appreciate that kind of attention.